A Chinaman died in the internet café, que vício

I was reading folha.com.br yesterday, Sao Paulo´s number 1 news source, which just completed it´s 90th year, and I found out that a chinaman died after a three day internet gaming marathon.  The poor bastard was addicted to internet, a daily struggle for 30 million chinease.

I join in solidarity with you chinaman.  I´ve been looking at way too much nytimes and espn.  I don´t know what it is really, I´ve never seen Carmelo Anthony play a professional basketball game, but I can´t get enough of that trade talk.

I´m thinking about getting all evangélico.  I need to contemptuously renunciar.